We ate American this week,

We ate Indian food this week.

No quotes this season. Due to unpopular demand, we back bitches. We eating.

"Hey man, fight me. Andtherestfromdallas@gmail.com. Fight me." - (00:39:07), Bryan

No guests this time, but the 4 G's are here to stay."Dude, imagine the views we'd get if Bryan actually shot up a movie theater. Holy shit, we'd be sponsored ...

To our fan(s), sorry for the late upload this week. Busy weekend, who cares. Introducing our 4th guest(s): Jennifer and Ana."Today, actually, I went to this gas station during lunch ...

And now...for our third guest on the show: Krystal."I have this specific memory where I'm in this room, and they're testing me. The way they did it was, they would ...

Presenting our second guest: Sergbound."Yeah, I'm a fucking weeb, mom." - (00:29:01), Sergbound

Our first guest on the show. Please welcome...Danny Perez."You could just get your regular sink water, boil it, and then put it back in your fridge. I guess that's clean ...

"Serious Pizza: check out the rat." - (00:25:15), Noe

"Once you cross Africa, names just get bigger." (00:47:53), Bryan

"Did you say Ralph Lundgren? Is that Dolph Lundgren's fat cousin?" - (00:57:52), our producer

This is the first episode of the series. From here on out, we'll only be posting random quotes from the 'sode in the episode descriptions."Some people don't develop, that's true." ...