The Biscuits & Gravy Show
Episode 12032016

I Want To Be Ralph The Dog

Jason Curtman published on

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More Quotes of the week and "Who Said It?"
The Recount Scam
Euthenasia 
8th Grader paddled for writing "Trump" on a blackboard.
A school system removes Santa from the school facility because he is a "religous" figure.
32 Hours in Jail and the $600,000
What is a faraday cage!
Don't update your iphone!
Ways to prepare left over turkey.
The Big Mac Man is gone!
A knock off Big Mac Sauce recipe:
You'll need:
1/2 cup mayonnaise.
2 tablespoons French dressing.
4 teaspoons sweet pickle relish.
1 tablespoon finely minced white onion.
1 teaspoon white vinegar.
1 teaspoon sugar.
1/8 teaspoon salt.
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5 Comments
  • Ann Martin

    Big Mac/Big Boy Sauce = Thousand Island dressing

  • Ann Martin

    Quote: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message. (The Vampire Diaries/Damon Salvatore)

  • Jason Curtman

    That's a good one!

  • Joseph Martin III

    While listening to the part about the schools reaction to the word "Trump" written on the board infuriates me beyond words. If that was my child, I would not be able to control my physical filter and probably end up in jail.

    I do not need to physically correct my kids as all I have to do is to explain why something is wrong and they make it their own decision to not do it based on the deductive reasoning of what could happen. So far, that has worked better than I could have hoped for. I believe that when I child is told no, they will do it just to spite you.

    As for Jim being bullied in school, I know how that feels. I too spent many hours watching the clock watching the minute hand count down to my next beating. Funny story though, between 8th and 9th grade, I first heard Twisted Sister - We're not gonna take it and my life instantly changed. Come 9th grade, my story in school changed drastically. I've had to fight many fights and I've had many fights avoided by displaying the confidence one should have knowing his adversary can't look you in the eyes. That alone speaks louder than any physical action one would need to take. I've also learned that when in your heart, your truly, 100 percent right in your actions, you will never lose.

    Now for the Miracle Whip, that part of the show should be sent to the company that makes it and perhaps they would incorporate that into their advertising. Big smiles there!

  • Jason Curtman

    I agree completely. I know what you mean about the bullying!