Let's Try a Car Review
They can be awfully dry. I've been reading car reviews since I can remember being able to read. That makes me an expert reviewer of reviews.
Car reviews in any format generally have too much information; that information is also delivered inelegantly. Giant blocks of text, seemingly lifted from the spec sheet.
For me, the red meat in any review are the driving impressions. You know where to find the other crap; automakers spend millions creating websites just FILLED with that stuff. Go find your list of features there. Listen to this review of the 2015 Lexus IS 350 while you do it. It's a review composed entirely of driving impressions. You're welcome.