Episode 3: The Centaur Episode
After more delay than a souped-up guitar pedal, The Rumpus Room is back with their lewdest episode yet. Starting off strong with a discussion of Brendan Fraser's The Mummy kink art, the boys seque into a debate on people who want to bone Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in his The Mummy Returns scorpion form. This leads Ryan and Ian down a dark, dark vortex of topics that include the logistics of Hulktaurs and why people want to fuck centaurs in the first place. Ian tells the story of a single very angry bee and the boys swap stories about on-stage fuck-ups. After wandering aimlessly for a bit, they loop back around to #centaurtalk and debate about whether its worse to get sexy with a gorilla spidertaur or Dwayne Johnson scorpiontaur. Finally, they discuss putting pants on centaurs and and Ryan kinkshames the entire concept of D&D. Grab some Yummy Mummy and join us for an hour!