Are your Metal intake levels below the RWL (Recommended Weekly Levels)?  Then you've come to just the right place.  Take a seat, set your Mosh buffers to maximum and get ready to experience pure, unadulterated Metal.  Don't be worried if your heart rate increases and your pupils dilate.  That's perfectly normal, as is the sudden rhythmic twitching in your neck muscles.

You are entering a musical zone in which it is safe to headbang.

Buckle up, buttercup.

One way express elevator to Hell...

GOING DOWN!!