• pitching and moaning - Pitching and Moaning
    • ATTENTION: SEASON FINALE“No man is an island unto himself” – John Donne. An interesting poem, but it seems to be ...

    • Sometimes it's important to go back to the basics. Everyone loves a good classic, and Mort and his friends are ...

    • Despite what the Victorian ages have taught us, you cannot solve all your problems by throwing orphans at it. Learning ...

    • Ep. 9: Frankenorphan 1 year, 8 months ago

      Thanks to Paula Deen being Paula Deen, Mort is left trying to find yet another show to pitch. Jake is ...

    • Ep. 8: Food Network Streams 1 year, 8 months ago

      Despite the silence, Mort has not actually succeeded in being ridiculously, obscenely, offensively rich. Turns out Adam Sandler isn’t that ...

    • Ep. 7: Death and the Pony Boys 1 year, 9 months ago

      Refusing to adhere to the numerous cease and desist letters he received, Mort pushes forward, trying to come up with ...

    • Ep. 6: Love Jungle 1 year, 9 months ago

      This week, Mort sets his sights on the stars above! Again! And also Catgirls! Again! We're beginning to think he ...

    • Ep. 5: Bride Space War 1 year, 10 months ago

      [Warning: this ep includes a couple of terrifying screams that sound like they come from an eldrich horror, but really ...

    • Unperturbed by Bobbi and Sam’s attempts at sabotage, Mort is back yet again to kick things into gear in this ...

    • Ep. 3: Little Pink Arena 1 year, 11 months ago

      What happens when you stick three people in a room together and they stop being polite and start being real? ...