Don't Forget The Kegels
This week we are joined again by an alcoholic antifa terrorist and crazed convicted murderer named Brandon. Holly and Dan were stuck in a car with this madman for over ten hours, thirsty for bourbon and the blood of the innocent. He has taken the Chongatron gang hostage and is forcing us to take drugs. Against our will. We tried to say no, but he hit us and stuff. He tried to bite Edgar's butt.