The Cum Scented Globalist
We satirize the alt right while trying to piss off the woke left. Holly is tricked into buying cum and blood perfume by some gay nazi's podcast. As an act of revenge we figure out how to launch a movie review and perfume that caters to the chinese market. Holly does a Real American Corner about a black drag queen we knew who cannibalized his grandmother. Dan does a Real American corner about his former bandmate who went from a millionaire's son, to a closeted bisexual, to a rapper, to a pedophile, to a coke head, to a failed stand up, to a junkie, and now he is a white supremacist blogger. Edgar doesn't say much because Dan is manic and won't shut the fuck up. It's a bad podcast for stupid assholes.
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