We're 8 Minutes and 46 Seconds Away From Easy Street
Officer Denny McDoodle stops by to talk about selling the world's largest collection of RIP tribute shirts he bought from hood thrift stores. The proceeds go to rebuilding the Portland Fraternal Order of Police lodge.
Then we reveal the final Joker card. We pull back the curtain in a Russo-era swerve and shoot on the death of George Floyd. This turns us babyface forever and makes us woke protecting us from the neoliberal stormtroopers. We will be launching our patreon soon, so you can give us 50 thousand dollars a month, now that our jokes are acceptible because we were actually woke socialists this whole time, and not cynical sociopaths. Just listen to the nothing we give you. Cry at the beauty of silence.
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