Dave and Sean nurse major hangovers from the night before when they partied hard, and the topic pulled from the envelope is "fast food", which leads to a long conversation about Starbucks straws, headless chickens, obese children, and of course Donald Trump. Dave recalls his boyhood dream of smoking cigarettes and playing pool after watching Pinnochio, and Sean decides to change his name to MC Gepetto-phile. Give it a listen and tell your teacher all about it!