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Episode 2

Episode 1 - The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

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In this holiday spectacular, Mortimer Langford is joined by his friend Lizz as they delve into the seedy underbelly that is The Santa Clause 3.

What kind of government do Elves follow? (A Yuletocracy)

Can tapdancing be sexy? (Yes)

Does Hallmark make good Christmas movies? (....Eventually? Maybe?)

WiLl SeYmOuR tHe ElF pOsSeSs MoRt AnD cOnSuMe HiS vErY sOuL? (It's best not to ask)

All this and more as Mort and Lizz discuss what one particularly spiteful critic described as "Tertiary Syphilis"!

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