"I call it ... the Virtual Boy!"
In which we watch a certain Jean-Claude van Damme movie from the mid-nineties, and learn what makes someone evil (green and orange Gatorade injected in their arms), and what makes someone good (images of weddings, children playing, and Martin Luthor King played on a tiny screen in front of their faces).
Sorry for any weird noises towards the beginning. We could edit them out, but we're lazy.
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