The Urban Breakdown
Episode 2

HE SAID/SHE SAID: Love on Lockdown (Incarcerated Love)

F. Khristopher Blue published on

Hosted by Mercedes Wright, Odofoley Oquaye and F. Khristopher Blue of

1. If/when he gets out, he'll be an expert at doing laundry.

2. He'll likely have buff prison muscles.

3. He'll never leave his socks on the floor or the toothpaste uncapped.

4. The once-a-month conjugal visit sex will be amazing, given all that pent-up sexual energy.

5. You'll never be called his "ball and chain."

6. You only have to shave your legs once a month.

7. If you buy him baked goods from the grocery story and claim they're yours, he'll never know the difference.

8. You get to sleep in the middle of the bed.

9. The "I've been thinking of leaving my toothbrush and a change of underwear at your place" conversation never has to happen.

10. The remote's all yours.

11. You can live out your Wentworth Miller Prison Break fantasy.

12. If you're into exhibitionism you can pretend the guards are listening in on you during your conjugal visits.

13. No worries about there being another woman. Another man? Now that's a different story.

14. You can perfect your love letter-writing skills.

15. Bringing him home to meet the family is not an option.

16. You'll always have one over him in an argument—"I may have cheated on you, but at least I'm not a convicted felon!"



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